Okay, if someone reads this page, you can laugh at my humor or whatever, but you won't get it. You'de have to be there when it happened. lol
Camille is sitting on the side of the tub shaving her legs, and I (Brittany) am sitting on the counter putting a bandaid on my foot.
Camille: HOLY SH*T!!!!
Brittany: WHAT?!
Camille: I slipped!
Brittany: *laughs really hard*
Camille: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
Camille convinced stupid ol' me that she had ghosts in her house. (I'm gullible, shutup)
Brittany: Dawg, do you really have ghosts in your house?!
Camille: YEAH! Like three! *pause* OMG! Look at that black face on the wall!! *points to big black mark on wall*
Brittany: *walks over to big black smudge on wall*
Camille: RAH!!!! *hits my shoulder*
Brittany: OH MY GOOD GOD! AH!!!!! *spins around and lands on bed* I HATE YOU!
Me and Ace are talking on the computer, on AIM.
Ace: omg! i so just thought of something funny! lmfao! next time we have sex ed, you know how they make us write questions on the slips of paper?! well, im gonna ask, what happens if you fart during anal sex!
Brittany: OMG! DAWG! YOU HAVE SO GOT TO DO THAT! But wait, I don't think we're gonna have anymore sex ed.
Ace: AH! Then ill ask the principal... "have you ever farted during anal sex, if so what happened?!" "your expelled!"
Brittany: *laughs really super duper hard*
Camille, Ryan, and I (Brittany) are swimming in the lake at some neighbor´s birthday party, and their friend Corbin is there swimming also ,swimming with us and the neighbors. Earlyer that day, we were singing that song, "Do you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain..." Yeah, well, Camille starts to walk over to Corbin and the twins........
Camille: Hey, do you like.....(Corbin starts to swim towards Camille underwater) OH GOD! PINA COLADAS!
(Brittany and Ryan start cracking up)
(Don't ask about this one) Okay, me and Ryan were sitting at my desk, and Ryan was cussing out an invisable Pizza Hut delivery man.....
Ryan: Du... blah blah blah bkahfdjgairtge... (he was speaking in German) ::flips off invisible Pizza Hut delivery man in doorway:: ASS HOLE! ::jumps up and hits knee on the slidey out thingy that the keyboard goes on:: OH GOD! OW!
Brittany: ::starts to laugh really hard, and can't breath or talk, she's laughing so freakin' hard::
(Brittany and Ray are on the phone)(Yeah, Ray's half mexican, and some how we started talking about cousins, and stuff.)
Ray-"Yeah, I have, like, 50,000 first cousins, 200,000 second cousins, and their kids have kids, and THEIR kids have kids, and their 5 year olds have kids, and so on." (of course, Brittany's cracking up really hard, and can't breath) "Oh god, I could just see a little 5 year old paying child support." lmfao!
Brittany-"Oh my god, I bet family reunions are HELL!"
Ray-"Oh yeah, there's so many burritos and tacos you wouldn't believe!" (Brittany's rolling on the floor laughing SO hard!) "Yeah, and weddings are hell too. The church is, like, completely full, and the parking lot is practically empty, cuz you could fit, like, all 250,000 of my family members in 4 cars. Yeah, I'de lose, like, 1,000 family members in a 2 car pile up."
Those are the "You have to be there when it happened to get it" things, ya know?!
